Alien Private Eye

1989

Action / Sci-Fi

5
IMDb Rating 4.3/10 10 488 488

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Director

Vik Rubenfeld Photo
Vik Rubenfeld

Top cast

Robert Axelrod Photo
Robert Axelrod as Scunge
John Alexander Photo
John Alexander as Scama
Danny Hart Photo
Danny Hart as Shawcross
Vel Omarr Photo
Vel Omarr as T-Bone
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882.05 MB
1280*690
English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 35 min
Seeds 1
1.6 GB
1920*1036
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 35 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by jsyoung-768-474491 2 / 10

It''s everything you hated (or hate/loved) about bad 80's movies

I had a passing social acquaintance in the mid 90s with director Vik Rubenfeld and although we really didn't interact, from what I saw he did seem to want to help out up and coming writers.So when I saw his name attached Alien Private Eye on the Vinegar Syndrome release, I knew I had to check it out.Wow, it's bad.Really bad.It's almost "The Room" bad.The plot is indescribably nonsensical and the acting is completely over the top bad.I mean I have no idea why John Alexander does a Peter Lorre impression throughout the entire movie but since pretty much everyone else is completely over the top here, you just shrug your shoulders and say, "Eh, why not?"The plot involves a criminal gang that manages to get their hands on an alien device that makes a super addictive version of crack.Enter alien visitor (you can tell he's an alien by his pointed ears, which are concealed by his hilariously 1980s Pimp hat) Lemro who's vacationing on Earth, near Hollywood and is for some reason, working as a Private Detective.He gets smitten with Earth girl Rene and gets pulled into the drug gangs antics when Rene's brother Rob (Played by Nur Nur Cummings. Really, that's his listed name) gets hooked on the alien drug called Soma against his will.Lemro gets involved because of Rene and winds up with half the device and the gang hot on their tail.That's the basic plot and if that doesn't do it for you, well there's plenty of bad over the top acting, bad martial arts battles, an obligatory car chase, bad wooden acting by the two female leads, some sex and nudity, a bad synthesizer music score, Costumes that showcase the worst of the 1980s fashion, and static cinematography.I see Vik later created the CBS network drama Early Edition so I guess he didn't go full blown Tommy Wiseau.I'm just not sure what he was thinking when he made this film.
Reviewed by EyeAskance

Complete and utter feculence which will assuredly crack you up.

A pointy-eared alien working on Earth as a gumshoe becomes involved in a bloody street war over a mysterious extraterrestrial disc. To save the Earth and the Earth girl he loves, he must thwart the sinister plans of a cabalistic militia led by a sadistic psychopath, and junkies strung-out on a narcotic imported from another world.Imagine yourself walking barefoot down a road strewn with thumb-tacks, your mouth filled with bullet ants, and clothespins on your nipples. That's how I'd best describe the searing agony and algolagnic ecstasy of watching ALIEN PRIVATE EYE, a movie so exotically awful that you might opt for a "safe word" your first time seeing it. It's the perfect storm...the most unendurably bad actors in the history of stage and screen, editing presumably performed with a Slap-Chop gadget, clichéd film noir trappings, pitiable action scene choreography, and a leading man dressed like 80s-era EL DEBARGE. Seriously...you never had it so good.Only a massive stroke could inhibit a wide-grinned reaction to the unpremeditated hilarity of this steamrolling ne-plus-ultra...another fine product from RAE DON VIDEO.
Reviewed by refinedsugar 3 / 10

I Love the Power Glove - it's So Bad.

A gang of thugs threaten a lady when a dude looking like a Michael Jackson impersonator complete with black fedora hat comes to her rescue. What does a hero do now? You start dancing, call up a random friend and gloat about the hot lady you've meet and then hit a club with her. When a bare bones aliens subplot emerges and the bad acting, action continues it quickly dawns on you 'Alien Private Eye' is bananas and not in a fun way.Lemro (Nicholas Hill) saves Suzy (Judith Burke) twice within the same day, the two become involved and he reveals he's an alien. It turns out a gang is trying to track down a powerful disc that is the key to a highly addictive otherworldly drug and Suzy has the second piece. Now Lemro the private eye is thrust into a battle of good vs evil versus this gang. Coming face to face with it's leader Killgore (Cliff Aduddell) who'll let no one stand in his way of power & wealth.I appreciate a good b-movie and sometimes a bad movie can be a barrel of laughs, but it's a fine line. Especially if friends or alcohol is not involved. 'Alien Private Eye' is the type of trip I don't enjoy, usually seek out. I cracked a smile once or twice at it's absurd elements - wait until the hero wields a laser gun mounted to his arm near the end - but I can't in good conscious recommend it.
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