Amityville Christmas Vacation

2022

Action / Comedy

3
IMDb Rating 4.1/10 10 205 205

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Plot summary

Wally has won a vacation to sunny Amityville! While there he has met a woman: a GHOST woman! Can the spirit of Christmas bring these two opposites together?

Director

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Steve Rudzinski

Top cast

Ben Dietels Photo
Ben Dietels as Rick
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Steve Rudzinski as Wally Griswold
Aleen Isley Photo
Aleen Isley as Jessica
Scott Lewis Photo
Scott Lewis as Creighton Spool
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23.976 fps
12 hr 47 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by meddlecore 1 / 10

An Incel Christmas Carol.

If you were wondering what a Christmas horror film made by a hopeless incel with two cats, a couple of his buddies, and the three girls that have friend-zoned him would be like...look no further than Amityville Christmas Vacation.It tells the story of Wally Griswald (played by writer, director and lead actor Steven Rudzinski), who has won a free vacation to Amityville, from a mysterious contest he never actually entered.It turns out that the woman who manages the bed & breakfast he will be staying at targets lonely men, around Christmas, in an attempt to lure them in as victims for the ghost that haunts the property.However, he is so clueless that he doesn't realize she is a ghost.And they end up falling in love with each other.However, this upsets the property manager- who expected she would kill him- so she hires a paranormal investigator to "capture" her...in a dog cage...Leaving Wally to crack the case concerning what has happened to his beloved.The whole thing is a beyond ultra low budget home made horror, which they seemed to make with little more than what they had lying around the house.Which is laudable in a sense.And gives it it's quaint charm.But that's about all it has going for it.Though, it doesn't try to be anything more than it actually is.Making it come off as a fun project between friends, and not a whole lot more.It is available on TubiTV, but has more of a should be on youtube vibe to it.So don't expect much...because it is a home made horror in every sense of the term.1.5 out of 10.
Reviewed by I_Ailurophile 8 / 10

Another wonderfully silly, low-budget, low-grade delight from Steve Rudzinski!

Yes, filmmaker Steve Rudzinski operates on a low-budget, low-grade level, with simple, bare-faced production standards and transparently false "special effects," and not all his works are equal. The man wants only to entertain, however, and for those who are open to the most wonderfully silly frivolousness of cinema - fare that might sometimes make the average "B-movie" seem high-brow - he very ably does just that. Most consistent are those pictures with his recurring character Wally Griswold, commonly appearing alongside animal companions including cat Whiskers, and thankfully 'Amityville Christmas vacation' counts among that swell company. It's hardly a must-see riot, but it's fabulously funny from start to finish in its abbreviated runtime, and well worth checking out for those who are open to the ridiculousness.The acting is over the top, pointedly insincere, and unlikely to win any awards, yet perfectly suited for the cheeky, ham-fisted, unrestrained conscious hokeyness that characterizes Rudzinski's films. At the same time, the effort and hard work that went into this are no less sincere than with any average cinematic release, and in turn the cast are a joy, the flick is well done on its chosen level, and Rudzinski and co-writer Bill Murphy whipped up a wonderfully fun little lark. Part of the charm of the man's oeuvre is the honest cheer and good-natured humor that fills each title; the script may speak to modern norms and values, and specifically progressive values, but these are spoken of with keen wit rather than with a mind to mock. Case in point, protagonist Wally isn't just lovably dimwitted, kind, and pure of heart, he's also a cop, but Rudzinski writes and plays him as a cop who is both aware enough to recognize that police are no heroes, and insufficiently self-aware to truly recognize the part he plays in that system. In any event Wally's occupation is mostly beside the point, because the length is filled with a steady stream of situational humor, gags, exaggerated characters and acting, brashly overcooked and cheesy direction, sharp dialogue, and sheer absurdism, and the sum total earns big smiles and laughs all throughout these forty-seven minutes.Brazenly, purposefully modest or even arguably crude as Rudzinski's style of film-making and storytelling is, 'Amityville Christmas vacation' is everything that it wants and needs to be - a carefree movie of high spirits and amusement where everyone making it was obviously having a blast, and where it's easy as a viewer to get taken in by that same reverie. All those participating here turned in fine contributions to bring this to life in exactly the intended manner, and one has to either dive into amateur horror or take a trip back to the silent era to find features of such a minute length that are as joyful in their craft as in their subsequent viewing experience. By all means, I understand how this won't appeal to all comers; there was certainly a time when I'd have been put off by the unabashedly unsophisticated tenor of this and the director's other works. Be that as it may, if you're receptive to all the wide possibilities that cinema has to offer, and to fare realized with the most humble of production values, then I'm pleased to give 'Amityville Christmas vacation' my hearty recommendation. I had a fantastic time watching, and I can't wait to see what Rudzinski does next!
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