Amityville Clownhouse

2017

Horror

2
IMDb Rating 1.9/10 10 281 281

haunted house

Director

Dustin Ferguson Photo
Dustin Ferguson

Top cast

Anthony Gaudette Photo
Anthony Gaudette as Guy
Mark Patton Photo
Mark Patton as James
John R. Walker Photo
John R. Walker as Peter Sommers
Michelle Muir-Lewis Photo
Michelle Muir-Lewis as Michelle
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680.38 MB
1280*544
English 2.0
NR
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23.976 fps
1 hr 14 min
Seeds 2
1.23 GB
1920*816
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 14 min
Seeds 1

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by chillertheater 1 / 10

Amateurish on every level

Reviewed by troytheisen 1 / 10

Clownhouse? Hmmm ... where? I Don't See Any Clowns!

I don't recall seeing any scary clowns in this movie. I think there was one clown right at the beginning that didn't have anything to do with the story, what little there was of it. And that was about it. There was not a clownhouse full of clowns, and it certainly wasn't an Amityville house full of clowns. For that matter, it wasn't even an Amityville house. What in the world is going on here?Okay ... let's suss this out. The title of the movie is "Amityville Clownhouse." I've got that much. So, to wit ...1. In a Clownhouse, you would expect a house that is full of clowns. Furthermore, being a movie that is labeled a "Horror" movie, you would expect a house full of murderous clowns with terrifying makeup, similar to the clown on the poster. Right? Well ... wrong. That is not in this movie. There is no clownhouse, and there are no terrifying clowns. Basically, there are NO clowns to speak of.2. In an Amityville movie, you would expect and Amityville-looking house, buuuuut ... NO! You would be wrong. There is no Amityville house at all. And the house that IS there does not have clowns in it, so not only is it NOT a clownhouse, as previously mentioned, but it is not even an Amityville house, so the title is a big, old misdirection.In conclusion, I honestly don't know what this is supposed to be, but it isn't what the title says it is by one iota. What I would have named it is ... "Boring, Terribly Directed & Acted Waste of Time." That would have been entirely accurate. Too bad, too, because something really cool could have been made from that title alone. What a shame. What a darn shame. :(
Reviewed by frankapotomous 1 / 10

The director should be ashamed of himself

This movie made me dumber watching it and it gave me eye cancer
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