Amityville Thanksgiving

2022

Comedy / Drama / Horror

3
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 80%
IMDb Rating 1.7/10 10 331 331

Director

Top cast

Will Collazo Jr. Photo
Will Collazo Jr. as Joe Morris
Shawn C. Phillips Photo
Shawn C. Phillips as Jeremy
Phil Herman Photo
Phil Herman as Reporter Jack West
Avery Crumley Photo
Avery Crumley as Pat
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669.69 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
NR
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23.926 fps
1 hr 12 min
Seeds 18
1.21 GB
1920*1080
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
23.926 fps
1 hr 12 min
Seeds 23

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by maggie_hart 2 / 10

"You gotta ravage her!"

Another dismal film from the Amityville series. This time, a demented possibly demonic couples counselor tricks couples to stay in his haunted Amityville cabin so he can eat their flesh, or so I gather because the film certainly doesn't show that happening or anything happening for that matter. The movie is a hodgepodge of low-budget, low-effort film and odd little video clips of characters talking endlessly, especially at the end. There is a lot of whittling of sticks, which is by far the most fascinating part. I suggest avoiding this one.It's not even good enough to be on Tubi, this turkey can't fly.
Reviewed by rebecca_saunders 2 / 10

Another Amityville movie...

A horrible couple decide they need marriage counselling because hubby is arrogant does nothing but go to Atlantic City to gamble. The wife is horny and needy.... the weird counsellor is horny too and is really touchy feely with the horny wife. He suggests they stay at his cabin and bang each other silly. The cabin puts Amityville in the mountains in this iteration (which is irritating because if people are going to make fake Amityville films, at least put it on the south shore of Long Island where it actually is). Everyone in the film sounds like a bit player from "The Sopranos". This was so bad it made "Amityville Witches" look like "Citizen Kane".
Reviewed by BandSAboutMovies 3 / 10

I will not say this is a turkey, that's too easy

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