An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn

1997

Action / Comedy

10
IMDb Rating 3.5/10 10 3907 3.9K

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Top cast

Jackie Chan as Jackie Chan
Sylvester Stallone as Sylvester Stallone
Billy Bob Thornton as Billy Bob Thornton
Jim Piddock as Attendant #1
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787.89 MB
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English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 25 min
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1.43 GB
1920*1072
English 2.0
R
us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 25 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by guyfromjerzee 2 / 10

Yes, it's really that bad

I was so damn curious about this movie that I was willing to cough up 10 bucks to download it onto my I-Pod. Don't get me wrong, I don't regret spending the 10 bucks. I had to eventually see it, because strangely enough, I'm more fascinated about checking out the films regarded as notoriously bad than, say, the Oscar-winning AFI films. Well, I could totally understand why the movie swept the Razzies and was so bad that the director himself took an Alan Smithee credit (Mind you, in a film that's already titled "Alan Smitheee's Burn Hollywood Burn"). My question is why did they even bother releasing it? On the most basic level, "Burn Hollywood Burn" is a talking head film. What's worse is that it's a talking head film with boring dialogue. It's supposed to be satirizing Hollywood, when it really just regurgitates facts that everyone already knows. Every time an agent or producer comes on screen, we see a title referring to him as "scum" or "a liar." Ooooh, you mean agents and producers are not honest, wholesome people? I'm not getting any sleep tonight! This brings me to another point. The movie uses titles in the same way most bad movies use narration. Whenever a new character appears on screen, a series of adjectives appear on screen, describing him or her. Unfortunately, these adjectives are totally unnecessary and not even funny in an ironic way.The film has cameos by such big celebrities as Jackie Chan, Whoopi Goldberg and Sylvester Stallone. But to give you all a warning, they're only cameos! Ryan O'Neal, Eric Idle and Richard Jeni play the main roles. They each deliver decent performances. But decent performances can't transcend a lackluster script (that is, if this film even had a script).The movie focuses on the making of an ultra-budget action piece starring Chan, Stallone and Goldberg. Now, I understand Hollywood still continues to release overblown trash, but I don't think even Hollywood would release a film nearly this trashy. OK....maybe if this were the early 90's in the days of Steven Seagal and Van Damme, but nowadays a crackhead action flick like this would probably go straight to video and star....Steven Seagal or Van Damme.All in all, "Burn Hollywood Burn" is a satire without any truth and without any laughs. The editing is Godawful, and screws up the timing of some of the (so-called) comic moments. OK, so there's a few hot-looking women and mild chuckles--which is why I'm voting this as a 2, instead of a 1. This is one clunker that's not even worth enjoying on a "so bad it's good" level.
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Reviewed by Falcon-51 2 / 10

An Alan Smithee Review

Just awful. This was an absolute waste of my time. I can't believe I was able to sit through this trash long enough so that I could post and honest review. The film is about a director whose film is so badly changed by the forces in film making that he chooses to take his name off the credits. In the event that a director chooses not to accept authorship of a film the director's guild allows a pseudonym of Alan Smithee. The director must also have a hearing by the director's guild to get this approval. Unfortunately in this film, Alan Smithee is the director's real name. So now Alan Smithee must find another way to dispose of the film. The film is supposed to be a comedy, but I can assure you it's not funny.

He's the interesting part. This film was edited twice once by director Arthur Hiller and once by writer Joe Eszterhas. When the film company Cinergi Pictures prefers Eszterhas editing to Hiller's, Hiller did a real world "Alan Smithee" and won approval. If you want to know just how bad of a writer Eszterhas really is watch the 1995 movie "Showgirls".

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