Attack of the Meth Gator

2023

Action / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller

13
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 54%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 54%
IMDb Rating 3.4/10 10 945 945

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Plot summary

On a small island in the Florida Everglades, a DEA agent and a local sheriff gather a team of locals to take down a giant meth-fueled alligator.

Director

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Christopher Ray

Top cast

Ray Acevedo Photo
Ray Acevedo as Bithlo
Edward Crawford Photo
Edward Crawford as Boat Captain
Robbie Rist Photo
Robbie Rist as Trig
Patrick Labyorteaux Photo
Patrick Labyorteaux as Mayor Jensen
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822.34 MB
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23.976 fps
1 hr 29 min
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788.03 MB
1280*536
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25 fps
1 hr 25 min
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1 hr 29 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by john_9a 4 / 10

Hamlet it is not.

Hamlet it is not. Don't look for deep character studies or powerful storylines here. If you like great special effects, such as Terminator 2, Matrix, this is not it. The special effects are of a lumbering alligator that can swim nearly as fast as a speed boat, jump car lengths, and resist bullets to fit the storyline as needed while at other times is hurt by them. There is no consistency to the creature's abilities, strengths or weaknesses. "If it gets more meth, it will become unkillable" The writers did not consult with scientists or toxicologists.That said, while the actors aren't Hollywood's best, they are engaging and likable. The Mayor (Patrick Labyorteaux) fits his image well, and does a good job as a gentrified Louisianian. LaRonn Marzett as the scientist does as well as can be expected given the thin writing of the thinner script. Ray Acevedo is underused, he is the skilled and experienced trapper/hunter. Unintendedly Barny Fife-like Sheriff Williams ( Bruce Peoples ) likewise has poorly written lines.The film suffers from anemic directing, third-rate writing, and dismal special effects. Meaning the only thing that can gel it together are the actors who given this mess manage to be an enjoyable bunch albeit all too often becoming gator-food in bad special effects scenes.So If you want some background mindless entertainment while you're doing something else and not focusing on the film -this can work for you.
Reviewed by nogodnomasters 5 / 10

Slap Club

This is another epic Asylum production (sarcasm alert). On the island of Sweetwater, Florida there lives a giant gator who is addicted to meth. DEA Agent Dante Williams (LaRonn Marzett) is back in town to help hunt the gator. He has had a falling out with Anna (Vanesa Tamayo) whose cartel father was taken out by the DEA. She is what passes for eye candy in this film plus some token bikini blondes. Bullets don't penetrate the gator. The gator becomes stronger with more meth consumed. The cops go undercover to look for the main meth lab. In order to do this they must join a redneck slap club. The first rule about face slapping club is..nevermind.The film was unintentionally (?) funny. Hard to tell with Asylum. I laughed out loud with the gater climbing a cell tower. After breaking into a room and devouring a guy and meth, it scampers out when someone knocks on the door, like Superman ducking guns thrown at him.Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.
Reviewed by lathe-of-heaven 4 / 10

Okay, I know by leaving a review I am admitting that I saw this...

Oh well, what can you do... : )Actually, even though I FF through the obvious Asylum filler, the action scenes were pretty 'good', using the term EXTREMELY loosely. The Redneck slapping contest was too much.The only thing I can say honestly is that yes, this movie was actually much better than 'COCAINE BEAR' which I couldn't even finish. And, even at that, I can only truly give it a '4'...I mean, what else can I possibly say. You frigg'n KNOW what you are getting into here, but I guess if you find this kind of thing funny you might get a tiny bit of entertainment out of it.Oh, I'm gonna be a 'Guy' here for a moment... The main girl was quite shapely and kind of cute... until she opened her mouth... Okay... Guy stuff done, sorry... :DYou know... I downloaded 'SHARKS OF THE CORN' like 2 years ago or whenever it came out. I just could NOT pass up a name like that. But, to be honest, I haven't gotten up the courage actually to watch it yet...
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