Children of Camp Blood

2020

Action / Horror / Thriller

IMDb Rating 3.0/10 10 150 150

sole survivor killer clown murder spree camp blood masked killer

Director

Mark Polonia Photo
Mark Polonia

Top cast

Steve Diasparra Photo
Steve Diasparra as Randy Bucks
Jeff Kirkendall Photo
Jeff Kirkendall as Ghost
Mark Polonia Photo
Mark Polonia as Driver
James Carolus Photo
James Carolus as Clown
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635.64 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles
23.976 fps
1 hr 9 min
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1.15 GB
1920*1072
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles
23.976 fps
1 hr 9 min
Seeds ...

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by TheMovieSearch 1 / 10

Don't just don't and you will be happier

Oh my gosh. Where do I even start with Children of Camp Blood? This movie is another entry in the long list of "why was this even made?" horror films that somehow crawl their way onto streaming. It's the kind of film that makes you want to grab the director and ask, "Did you even have a plan?" Because from start to finish, this thing felt like a complete cluster. There was no focus, no clear vision, and no real attempt at creating a story that made sense. It was just a chaotic mess of scenes slapped together with the hope that someone would be scared - spoiler alert: nobody was.Let's talk about the clown. If your killer is supposed to be scary, at least try. Spend a little money. Go practical. Get some prosthetics. Hire a makeup artist. Do something. But no, what we got here was a mask that looks like it was snatched from the clearance bin at the dollar store. And I'm not exaggerating - this wasn't creepy, unsettling, or even ironically funny. It was embarrassing. When your villain looks like they wandered in from a kid's birthday party gone wrong, you've already lost.Then there's the cast. Oh my gosh. Every single actor in this movie was terrible - not mediocre, not underwhelming, just flat-out bad. There was zero chemistry between anyone. It felt like half the time they were stumbling over each other's lines, waiting to figure out whose turn it was to talk, instead of actually acting. There wasn't a single moment where I thought, "Okay, at least this one's believable." Nope. Every performance was as hollow and awkward as the script itself.And that's the thing: you can forgive a low-budget horror movie if it at least has some charm, some scares, or a little fun camp to it. Children of Camp Blood has none of that. It's the kind of movie you might accidentally click on out of curiosity, but I promise - you'll turn it off within five minutes. The only reason I stuck it out was because I needed to review it. Otherwise? Gone. Deleted. Never again.So here's the bottom line: this movie is an utter, chaotic mess. There's no direction, no scares, no creativity, and no point. It's cheap, it's lazy, and it's not worth anyone's time.
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Reviewed by n-12629 1 / 10

My eyes burn now

If you value your time on this earth, then avoid this film. The time wasted would have been more enjoyable on the porcelain throne thumbing through your phone.

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