Cocaine Shark

2023

Action / Crime / Drama / Horror / Thriller

6
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 50% · 4 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 50%
IMDb Rating 1.7/10 10 965 965

Plot summary

A mafia drug lord has unleashed a new, highly addictive stimulant on the streets called HT25, derived from sharks held captive in a secret lab, and which causes monstrous side effects. After an explosion and leak at the lab, an army of mutated, bloodthirsty sharks and other creatures are set loose on the world.

Director

Mark Polonia Photo
Mark Polonia

Top cast

Titus Himmelberger Photo
Titus Himmelberger as Neil
Jeff Kirkendall Photo
Jeff Kirkendall as Security Guard / Captain Dillon
Mark Polonia Photo
Mark Polonia as The Doctor
Kyle Rappaport Photo
Kyle Rappaport as Victim / prisoner / Thug / Lab Tech
720p.BluRay 1080p.BluRay
649.5 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
NR
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24 fps
1 hr 10 min
Seeds 2
1.18 GB
1920*1080
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
24 fps
1 hr 10 min
Seeds 2

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by yrulaughing418 1 / 10

This is a scam

I wish I could rate Cocaine Shark a 0/10. A 1 is too high.Everything on the cover is a lie. There is no cocaine in this "movie". There is no great white shark. There certainly is no shark eating a block of cocaine or getting covered in it.Instead, you get a plot revolving around human consumption of a fictional drug derived from a gland within shark bodies... or something. Whatever it is, it's definitely not cocaine. There's scenes of people lying in bed together and taking the drug and talking about it.The closest thing to a shark here is a plastic creature with a hammerhead shark head and a lobster body which chases the main characters.Guess this is the logical end result of taking what's already an intentionally bad movie in Cocaine Bear and using it to sell something else, where nothing other than the cover art matters. It's not a ripoff of Cocaine Bear, that would require a plot and content with any resemblance to it- rather, you will feel ripped off, even if you watch it for free.
Reviewed by paul_haakonsen 1 / 10

A disaster of a movie...

I remembered when the movie was announced and of course I was planning to watch it. I mean, an insane title such as "Cocaine Shark" just screams of a movie you have to watch. Granted, I wasn't harboring any expectations to the movie at all, after having seen the trailer.And now I finally had the opportunity to sit down and watch "Cocaine Shark". And let me just clarify that "Cocaine Shark" from writer Bando Glutz and director Mark Polonia is by no means a contender to the hilarious "Cocaine Bear" movie. Not even remotely. Nay, "Cocaine Shark" is an abysmal movie in every possible aspect.The storyline in "Cocaine Shark" was pretty simplistic. The writing was bland and the narrative was amazingly mundane and sluggish. There was nothing thrilling or exciting about the storyline, unless you consider it being a massive dumpster fire as being exciting.The acting performances in the movie were amateurish, wobbly, questionable and laughable at best. Needless to say that there wasn't a single famous performer on the cast list. Not even Nicolas Cage would touch this with a stick.The special effects in "Cocaine Shark" were exactly that; special. Yeah, you have to see how crappy and poor the special effects, practical effects and CGI effects are throughout the course of the 76 minutes that the movie ran for in order to believe that something like that actually comes to see the light of day in 2023.The movie's cover/poster over-sells the movie a million times. Yeah, there was no shark looking like that in the movie. Nope, not even remotely. The sharks in the movie were either toy sharks or horribly rendered CGI sharks that wouldn't even fool a blind man.There are plenty of horrible and laughable shark-themed movies out there, but "Cocaine Shark" is definitely a contender for the top three of crappy shark movies.Do yourself a favor and stay well clear of "Cocaine Shark". Some of us suffered through this, literally, so you don't have to.My rating of "Cocaine Shark" lands on a one out of ten stars.
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