Colonials

2023

Action / Sci-Fi

11
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 43% · 1 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 43%
IMDb Rating 2.4/10 10 464 464

low budget

Plot summary

On his mission from Mars, a space colonist’s ship is attacked by a Moon-based civilization and crash lands on Earth. Having lost his memory, he joins forces with a Resistance to save the galaxy from human extinction.

Director

Joe Bland Photo
Joe Bland

Top cast

Timothy E. Goodwin Photo
Timothy E. Goodwin as Senator Lucius
Sean Kanan Photo
Sean Kanan as Zeke
Allie Ayers Photo
Allie Ayers as Raven
Sarah Kozlowski Photo
Sarah Kozlowski as Senator Shannon
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736.3 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 20 min
Seeds 1
1.48 GB
1920*1080
English 5.1
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 20 min
Seeds 3

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by nogodnomasters 3 / 10

I am 127 Year old

Reviewed by link-28366 1 / 10

If IMDB allowed 0 stars or negative score, this surely would get it

Got to say this is probably one of the worse CGI intensive movies i've ever seen, wonder how much money was dumped into this garbage they call a movie.The story is sucky, actor just don't have any skills mostly by the exception of a few supporting cast that acted better than the main cast, oooof right there.Furthermore, when you use so much CGI, why bother making it a movie with real humans in it? Might as well just make a 3D CGI movie with way more flexibility for everything all around, rather than trying to make a lame movie that attempt to pull nearly 85% of it's content on CGI.I feel sorry for the whoever had to create this monstrosity of CGI intensive pile of garbage, hopefully they got paid well enough so they never have to work with these people ever again.
Reviewed by dereksims-88557 1 / 10

It has absolutely no redeeming qualities

Wow, this is possibly the worst movie I've seen in the last decade. It really is jaw droppingly awful.The special effects are hilarious and look like they've been created by a 9 year old using a Commodore Amiga.Acting is delivered with all the charisma but none of the warmth of a piece of structural timber.Soundtrack is abysmal and fits the movie in the same way a pair of gloves would fit a fish.I genuinely cannot believe that anyone thought this was a good idea and then after seeing the abomination they had created, decided to put it out for public consumption.Even Asylum would be ashamed to create something this bad and they have a spectacular back catalogue of dreadful movies.Is there a place for this movie? Yes, most definitely....it's called the bin.
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