Evil Alien Conquerors

2003

Action / Comedy / Sci-Fi

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Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 72% · 1 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 72% · 1K ratings
IMDb Rating 4.8/10 10 1188 1.2K

sword alien alien invasion invasion of earth

Plot summary

Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet

Director

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Chris Matheson

Top cast

Chris Parnell Photo
Chris Parnell as Du-ug
Martin Spanjers Photo
Martin Spanjers as Jimmy
Peter Sherayko Photo
Peter Sherayko as Counselor
Missy Yager Photo
Missy Yager as Penny
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819.47 MB
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English 2.0
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24 fps
1 hr 29 min
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1.49 GB
1440*1072
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
24 fps
1 hr 29 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Scott_Mercer 5 / 10

"I am Croker! I am one hundred feet tall!!!"

No, dude, you're actually about 5 foot 6 and shorter than almost every other person you run into...ah...do you not get that? I guess that's why this movie is "funny." Okay, enough snark. This movie actually is funny, if you like stupid, annoying humor. It comes at you full throttle with an absurd premise and distractingly low production values. Seriously, what was the budget on this thing? It looked like a film school production, to be honest. That low.Two aliens come to earth with orders to behead the entire human race. It becomes clear pretty fast that they have vastly overestimated their prowess and vastly underestimated the resources needed to accomplish their task. Oh well, it's all good actually, because they decide that Earth is a pretty cool place, loaded with fast food, Smirnoff Ice, extremely entertaining infomercials and the genius of Supertramp.Dedrich Bader and Chris Parnell go through the whole movie in footy pajamas, people. Footy freaking pajamas. And so does the "giant" from their alien world, come to make sure they have taken over Earth, CROKER, who is actually shorter than both of them. Nevertheless, he keeps screaming about the fact that he is 100 feet tall and is going to crush everyone with his giant feet. He also wears footy pajamas. Purple ones.If this sounds like your cup of tea, your showcase of all-out idiocy, then be sure to check it out. Or if you like the idea of Dedrich Bader and Chris Parnell running through some deserted suburban town at night in footy pajamas, then by all means, 90 minutes of your life is just waiting to be expended. Really stupid, but I guess in this case that is not an insult.
Reviewed by Judexdot1 5 / 10

it infests my cable. help me!

Been a fan of Diedrich Bader since he first showed up on a number of attempted Fox sitcoms, before settling in on "Drew Carey". This is closer to his earlier work. it's too long, and too repetitive. Despite this, there are moments of brilliance, shining through the product placement (do they even still make "Crystal Geysers"?). Mike McShane, a fine member of the original "Whose Line is It Anyway" crew, pops in for about 3 scenes, and adds nothing, unfortunately. The cheap effects add to the cheese factor, but it is no classic, never matching the "Bill and Ted" films the director wrote, years ago. (what happened to Alex Winter, anyway?).
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