Evil in the Woods

1986

Comedy / Fantasy / Horror

5
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 80%
IMDb Rating 3.2/10 10 196 196

Top cast

Andy Taylor as Sam
Dennis Klein as Dick Dross
Ed Linder as Wolf
Burk Sauls as 50's Driver
720p.WEB
829.61 MB
960*720
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 30 min
Seeds 32

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by nogodnomasters 1 / 10

3030 YEAR OLD EVIL

Reviewed by Zbigniew_Krycsiwiki 1 / 10

Another fractured fable

The opening title scenes, nearly the first ten minutes of the film, are filmed from a lower angle, giving us the perspective of the small child, the lead character, as he walks through a neighbourhood in downtown Atlanta on his way to a library. Whilst there, he annoys an annoying librarian before picking up the book, "Evil In The Woods". Apparently he didn't notice the hardback pressing of The Satanic Bible sitting nearby it? This little kid then proceeds to hear an unknown individual narrating the book for him, as we wade through a flashback taking place "somewhere near Mildew, Georgia, 1956", which is completely pointless and leads to absolutely nothing, except a song about nachos and tequila. What the bloody hell? A breathtaking sequence involving a guy and girl, having an affair, being attacked by the smallest Bigfoot-type of creature imaginable. "Take 2!" The guy and girl being attacked by a Bigfoot-type of creature. Again. But from a different angle! Was "take one" from a blooper reel? Was the entire movie just a series of blooper reels? Toupees on fishing lures, witches, aliens, and midgets are included for no apparent reason. Those things hardly seem like the "evil in the woods" the kid is reading about. Not even amusingly bad, just boring; film has a (deliberate?) stream-of-consciousness vibe to it, as though the people making this filmed one subplot until they grew tired of it, and then switched to filming something completely different, and then repeated that process numerous times, and this incredibly boring and confusing, wholly forgettable time-waster is the result.
Reviewed by Tanuccoon 2 / 10

Largely incomprehensible mess, partly due to deliberately shoddy editing

Evil in the Woods is a mess of a movie. While intended more as a comedy (or possibly a spoof), there's relatively little humor to be found in the film. Instead you get random for the sake of random with odd editing compounding it.The film is about a boy who finds a book at the library which talks to him (he can hear a voice narrating the story) and tells him about events occurring in present-day Mildew, Georgia. At times you forget all about the boy and the book except for the occasional segue card read by the narrator. The framework does little beyond linking together seemingly disparate film clips. If not for the rare interaction between characters in the individual subplots I would believe that they just mashed two or three separate movies together.Most of the movie concerns a production crew filming a movie featuring bigfoot and aliens. They're having problems shooting the movie between equipment issues and crew members going missing. A local witch and her cannibalistic "family" is to blame. While we see this group often, very little is explained about them and their interactions with the others are limited. There's also a couple whose child has gone missing and a sheriff although they all have limited screen time. And a character who dies in a brief flashback early on.The actual "evil" in the woods is never clarified. References suggest it to be some sort of entity although, within the context of the story, it could just refer to the evils going on in the forest (murder, cannibalism, witchcraft, etc). At any rate, the evil is billed as having been there for "three thousand and three years" and, whatever it is, the locals all appear too scared of it even to warn visitors.All things considered, this should have really been a fun movie. The set-up is amusing, especially the scene with the librarian, but most of the time it's just dull and quite often confusing. It feels like the movie was squeezed together to compensate for missing footage, which could explain some of the random twists.
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