Fresh Meat

2012

Action / Comedy / Horror

12
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 32% · 2 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 32% · 50 ratings
IMDb Rating 5.4/10 10 2272 2.3K

Plot summary

A dysfunctional gang of criminals takes a middle class Maori family hostage and discovers too late that they are cannibals.

Director

Danny Mulheron Photo
Danny Mulheron

Top cast

Temuera Morrison Photo
Temuera Morrison as Hemi Crane
Kate Elliott Photo
Kate Elliott as Gigi
Tim Mansell Photo
Tim Mansell as Mr. Updike
Phil Grieve Photo
Phil Grieve as Strop
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748.95 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 31 min
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1.43 GB
1920*1080
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 31 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by bjornrhein 6 / 10

Now this is comedy

I saw another cannibal movie earlier today called cannibal carpet fitters wich was such a garbage movie, also suppose to be funny but could not even smileBut fresh meat was a funny cannibal movie, this is comedy, a good entertaining funny movie, good acting, good story and well done productionIts not blow you of the chair and it dont sparkle, its a typical 5-6 star comedy, I think on the minus side is the material was little week , could have needed some more ideas and the sexual parts was a bit annoying only , but yet a total ok movieCould read some reviews that lots of people didnt like this atall, some clown thought this was worst movie ever , well guess its the same jokers who thought cannibal carpet fitters was funny.
Reviewed by JoeB131 4 / 10

If you are going to do a Cannibal Comedy...

...you need to make sure that the jokes land. Most of the jokes here didn't.So the plot is that a gang of inept crooks are running from the police, and intrude on a family of Maori who belong to a whacky cult of cannibals. The daughter, who was sent off to an exclusive girl's school to preserve her virginity for a sacrifice, discovers her family's "Lifestyle change" just before the crooks break in. What follows are a bunch of antics before the crooks are mostly killed or disable.The thing is, the jokes aren't funny. The only thing that is kind of funny is Temura Morrison (Star Wars) over the top performance as the father/cult leader/frustrated professor.There are probably some cultural things here I don't get because I don't live in New Zealand. But generally, not funny at all.
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