Girl on the Third Floor

2019

Action / Drama / Horror / Mystery

73
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 23% · 37 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 23% · 500 ratings
IMDb Rating 4.7/10 10 11756 11.8K

shocking baffled complicated distressing

Plot summary

Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.

Director

Travis Stevens Photo
Travis Stevens

Top cast

C.M. Punk Photo
C.M. Punk as Don Koch
Sarah Brooks Photo
Sarah Brooks as Sarah Yates
Trieste Kelly Dunn Photo
Trieste Kelly Dunn as Liz Koch
Barbara Whitney Photo
Barbara Whitney as Townsfolk
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824.82 MB
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English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 33 min
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819.03 MB
1280*714
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1 hr 33 min
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1.45 GB
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English 2.0
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1 hr 33 min
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1.44 GB
1920*1072
English 2.0
NR
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23.976 fps
1 hr 33 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by lnvicta 6 / 10

Converge? Neurosis? Count me in.

Girl on the Third Floor is another simple haunted house premise with a twist. Is this a great film? No, of course not. But it's damn entertaining. More than that, it's absolutely insane. The third act goes completely off the rails and it's both grotesque and glorious to watch. Horror films could use more insanity these days.It isn't scary, which is the main drawback. You know where the story is going right from the start. The details are different enough to stand out and the gore effects are genuinely gruesome, but there's no real suspense to be built. And the tone is camp as it is, so it's hard to take anything too seriously.Then again, why should we? It's a trashy horror movie about a guy in a weird house with a hot neighbor. Why not get crazy with it? And that's what they did, and it worked for me.
Reviewed by nogodnomasters 6 / 10

Actions have Consequences

Don Koch (C.M. Punk) and his expecting wife ( Trieste Kelly Dunn) buy an old house that needs some work. Don works on the house while his wife works from their old house. The house seems to be alive and affords us enough clues so that we know what is going on and we have a good idea where the film is going. No real twist which is what it needed. Don meets Sarah (Sarah Brooks) who hangs out around the house, someone who is overly tempting for Don who is weak.Excuse me, I liked C.M. Punk. He was a combination of Jim Carrey light and Bruce Campbell. The characters and dialogue needed an upgrade. Some collectors from his past showing up would have been nice.Guide: F-word. Sex. Partial nudity
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