Horny Teenagers Must Die!

2024

Horror

2
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 80%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Upright 80%
IMDb Rating 3.1/10 10 279 279

Plot summary

Horny Teenagers Must Die is an over-the-top homage to '80s slasher fare with a difference, pitting a tale of sexual intrigue and weekend hedonism against a violent and bloody dead-teens-in-the-woods backdrop. A group of recent high school graduates head out into the woods for a weekend of sex, drugs and booze-drenched debauchery...only to meet their maker at the hands of a demented killer who uses anything from farm tools to sex toys in a non-stop orgy of eye-popping slaughter. Part pitch black comedy, part body count horror, Horny Teenagers Must Die. fuses the narrative structure of the Friday the 13th movies with the caustic wit of Heathers and the gory, anarchic insanity of cult classics like Re-Animator, Street Trash, Cabin Fever and The Evil Dead.

Director

David Zagorski Photo
David Zagorski

Top cast

Sthefany Lamoureux Photo
Sthefany Lamoureux as Anya
Dominique Libera Photo
Dominique Libera as Sara
Hazel Maeve McCann Photo
Hazel Maeve McCann as Creepy Child
Jim Kavanaugh Photo
Jim Kavanaugh as Jenna's Dad
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772.27 MB
1280*546
English 2.0
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24 fps
1 hr 24 min
Seeds 19
1.4 GB
1920*818
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
24 fps
1 hr 24 min
Seeds 28

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by 1 / 10

Don't bother watching + I was first (ps: nogodnomasters, paul_haakonsen)

For the love of our saviour can Hollywood stop making these terrible movies.Hollywood still doesn't understand that casting actors and actresses in their late 20's and 30's when they are supposed to be teenagers takes away from any credibility. All the characters look too old especially the main guy, the colored guy and two of the girls. Terrible acting I couldn't take this turkey serious. Don't even bother it's not worth a rental.P. S: This movie says it was released in January but yet there are only two previous reviews and currently less than 200 votes. I guess our fellow experts nogodnomasters and paul_haakonsen for whatever reason have not seen this movie yet considering they watch and review every single trash movie that comes out. Where is our other fellow studio shill kannibalcorpsegrinder?? I'm waiting for his typical "solid effort" robotic review.My question: which one of these "expertise" will review this movie first? I am patiently waiting. Just remember I win because I was here first gents!*UPDATED EDIT (12/8/2024): Well I have just come back to this movie and I noticed that our fellow kannibalcorpsegrinder has "reviewed" this movie and is the first of the three aforementioned. And of course he would give a predictable robotic positive review. To no one's surprise.
Reviewed by 3 / 10

Fairly generic teen cabin slasher film

Given it's title, this is most certainly a way to garner people's attention. Not as eye catching as 2016's cult classic "Don't F-k in the Woods" but it's something.However as a film it is the standard but more modern version of throwback 1980's teen cabin in the woods slasher films. First the acting isn't great and highly overacted by a majority of them, with their deliveries tittering from unintentionally comical to just unconvincing.The characters are nothing special (most annoying) but they do try and give some of them some background story (ex. Girlfriend not fully faithful, a couple "expecting"). There's also another character which seemed to get bullied by everyone as it made us wonder why they even invited him/her along.As with these type of films, there are several brief scenes of explicit skin scattered throughout. The kills are standard with the killer using knives to stab, swords to slash heads off, eye gauges with a rake and even an adult toy shoved down a character's throat. These kills are very split second quick and the camera zooms in on the kills ensuring not to show the killer, but their hands.The film just isn't anything special but it does get better in the latter half when the kills ramp up. It's one of those "one by one each character dies" type of film. Also there's a very predictable twist in the end regarding who the killer is. There are clues at the beginning which ultimately make it slightly obvious. Perhaps the best part of this film is figuring out who the killer is and how the reveal will unfold.
Reviewed by 1 / 10

Uninspired and totally failed wannabe slasher

I did watch the whole thing out, only thanks to my almost superhuman endurance. Because it is really a bad movie. Maybe it's made by totally inexperienced newbies in the business, as their first wobbly try at a feature film. But somehow it impressed me more as if some sleek producer thought it an easy way to make a quick buck, by aiming at a non-critical teen audience with a titillating title that promises sex and slashing, while keeping the budget as low as possible.Everything here is wrong. The whole cast cannot act, and in their helpless efforts blatantly over-act. The sound varies, at times even within a scene, from muffled to swimming hall echos. The lighting is totally off, in many scenes the actors have a toxic green glow in their hair. The special effects are almost non-existent and totally unconvincing. The killings (pivotal, one would say, in a supposed slasher flick!) are lame, shown in a quick flash, and that's it.The story is a dull and uninspired rip-off of the zillion (and mostly way better!) cabin-in-the-woods slashers, with all the usual unoriginal characteristics: the bunch of youngsters who couldn't be more different and thus make a totally improbable group to go on a trip together; sex- and nude scenes at the craziest moments; characters reacting either hysterically over-the-top, or strangely stoical when stumbling over yet another mutilated body or severed head; I could go on and on.Maybe, just maybe, they could have saved this project when they would have made it into a comedy, or in a parody on slasher movies. But alas, there was nothing even remotely to laugh about. In short: this is a bad, yes, a sad and bad movie. Avoid!
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