Ahem, what can I say.... it was so bad I watched it through to the end actually hoping that none of them got off the island. Ham acting all around especially the zombie with the wiggling tongue. I wondered if they meant it to be this bad.....so bad it was watchable. As previous reviewer said, if they had run with the idea that this is a spoof, they might have got away with it as there were some out loud laughs due to the direction. The dinosaurs were spectacularly awful, I think it brought to mind graphics from the 1980s, and the lack of detail to the background continuation was shameful. However if they only had a £100 to spend I suppose its not bad (the price of hiring a huge maritime sail boat and an cornucopian hip flask)

Sarah T. Cohen's dad went missing on a very large uncharted island that has dinosaurs. She gets together a few expendables to go look. In addition to bad CG dinosaurs, the island has toxic leeches that turn people into ravenous zombies.

Yup. It is as bad as it sounds. Might be a so bad it is good.

Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity.