Kill Craft

2024

Action

13
IMDb Rating 2.4/10 10 392 392

Plot summary

Marina is a straight 'A' student living with her father, who is a professional hitman, and her mother who is suffering with a disability. Marina's life quickly turns into chaos when her father is killed on a mission leaving her to take over the family business and be the sole caregiver for her mother.

Director

Mark Savage Photo
Mark Savage

Top cast

Jesse Palmer Photo
Jesse Palmer as Stable Guard
Michael Paré Photo
Michael Paré as Thomas Delon
Bill Oberst Jr. Photo
Bill Oberst Jr. as Poe
Jake Jacobson Photo
Jake Jacobson as Freeman
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905.86 MB
1280*534
English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 38 min
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1.82 GB
1920*800
English 5.1
NR
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23.976 fps
1 hr 38 min
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1.65 GB
1920*800
English 5.1
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 38 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by tlhayes-84453 1 / 10

Terrible On All Fronts

This movie was a waste of time. The script was terrible. The plot was terrible. The acting was terrible. The dialogue was terrible. The best thing about the movie is it eventually ends.The daughter and her best friend's role were beyond not plausible and the mother's role was confusing. It was as if she forgot her role in the father/husband not returning home. The special effects were worse than a beginner on YouTube and the writing was worse than an illiterate child taking a creative writing course. The director of photography is the only reason I gave this one star. There were actually a few scenes with decent composition shots and slow pans that were exceptional.
Reviewed by nogodnomasters 1 / 10

Take a bath

Thomas Delon (Michael Paré) is an assassin who works locally in a small city and never gets suspected or caught. He takes orders from an Italian crime boss named Freeman (Jake Jacobson ) through Teddy Poe (Bill Oberst Jr.) who is Norman Bates crazy. Teddy uses a simple code for Thomas and places it in a bottle buried in the sand along with cash inside a box. He was seen getting information by his daughter Marina (Sanae Loutsis). When daddy is killed, Marina takes over his business.They went overboard attempting to create a character for Poe and pretty much-ignored everyone else. The acting was as bad as the script. There didn't seem to be a director.Guide: F-word. Nudity (Theresa Allen)
Reviewed by chesterkngs 1 / 10

Kill Craft: A Movie So Bad, It's Almost... No, It's Just soooo Bad

Kill Craft is a cinematic abomination that defies explanation. It's a jumbled mess of poor acting, atrocious writing, and cringe-worthy special effects. I'd rather watch paint dry than sit through this trainwreck again.The plot (if you can call it that) is a convoluted disaster, with characters making decisions that would make even the most basic AI go, 'Hmm, nope, not doing that.' The dialogue is cringe-worthy, with gems like, 'I'll kill you... craft!' (no, really, that's a real line).The acting? Forget about it. The 'actors' in this movie make high school drama club rejects look like Oscar winners. And don't even get me started on the 'action scenes,' which are about as thrilling as a sedated sloth.Kill Craft: a cinematic abomination! Poor acting, atrocious writing, and cringe-worthy special effects. Plot's a convoluted disaster, characters make brainless decisions. Dialogue's cringe-worthy, acting's sub-par. Action scenes are thrilling as a sedated sloth. The editing's choppy, sound design's laughable, and the ending's a mind-boggling mess. Avoid this waste of time, travesty of filmmaking, and insult to cinema. Even a rat wouldn't watch! It's a catastrophe, a monstrosity, a... well, you get the idea.
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