Kill Her Goats (2023) YIFY - Download Movie TORRENT

Reviewed by SnoopyStyle 3 / 10

Playmates and goats

College grad Audra Bucklebee gets a house on Cape Cod. Her ex Devon Bruce is pissed. She has her friends, Missy Becks and Reese Knox, over for a house-warming sleepover. Something with a goat-face is in the house.This is basically a stupid indie slasher horror. None of it is any good. It does have two unusual aspects. It has goats. There are real goats and a guy in a goat mask. I actually like the goat mask, but it's still not good. The other aspect is the bevy of buxom babes. Some of them are actual Playboy Playmates. There are literally two girls taking showers one after the other. They are wearing skimpy outfits and some are showing off their T&A. The acting is poor, but I actually expected worst. If Playboy made horrors, this is what it would look like.

Reviewed by meddlecore 2 / 10

Was This A Porn? I Still Can't Tell. But If The Goats Aren't Getting Laid By The Sequel...They're Not Playing Their Cards Right!

Considering the cast entirely consists of Onlyfans sex workers...it's not surprising that the best thing about this film is the boobs.The question is...if it's written like a porn; shot like a porn; and cast like a porn...does that make it a porn?Probably.But there definitely weren't enough goat-man sex scenes for my particular taste.There are a healthy amount of boobs, however.And they are very nice boobs.So it has that going for it, at least.But the plot is totally inconceivable.What we do know, is that one of the girls has purchased a beach house known as the Tupp House (fresh out of college, no less. So, from the proceeds of her Onlyfans, no doubt).You are led to believe the house has some sort of storied, probably violent, history.But they make no attempt to explain what that actually is.Instead, choosing, to keep you distracted with more boobs.The writing is also hilariously bad.Though, you can't help but be amazed that the actresses were actually able to remember the lines without a teleprompter.Good for them.The whole thing is so poorly constructed, that you can actually watch the entire thing...and have literally no idea what it's about.Eventually, the goats do show up, though.And that's when things start to get epic.Because, not only does the one goat-man have a DOUBLE freaking chainsaw!!!Another of the goats has boobs.Cause, why not?!Right?I guess that makes them more furries than goats, though.So the secret must be that the Tupp's were a family of goat-themed furries, or something, I suppose.Either way, after reading this, you'd probably think that it's a completely unwatchable film (considering there's no actual goat sex in it).But, oddly enough, there's just enough boobs in it, to keep you engaged.At least long enough for you to realize the goats don't get to smash.A missed oppourtunity, if I've ever seen one.To their credit, however...the ending is actually unpredictable.It might not make a whole lot of sense.But it's doubtful you would see it coming.So, there's that too, I guess.Was This A Porn?I Still Can't Tell.But If The Goats Aren't Getting Laid By The Sequel...They're Not Playing Their Cards Right.2 out of 10, cause...boobs.

Reviewed by paul_haakonsen 2 / 10

Yeah, that was a swing and a miss...

Yeah, that was a swing and a miss...Stumbling upon the oddly titled "Kill Her Goats" horror movie here in 2023, of course I opted to watch it, given my love of the horror cinema. However, I have to admit that I wasn't all that thrilled about it, as the movie had managed to land a staggering 2.9 rating here on IMDb when I sat down to watch it.However, opting to give the movie the benefit of the doubt, I still found the time to sit down and watch what writer and director Steve Wolsh had to offer.And I couldn't sit through the entire 99 minutes that the movie ran for. I managed to endure a staggering 51 minutes of the most immature and pointless writing for a script that I have seen in a long, long time. There was no contents to the script, no proper storyline, and it was essentially all about showing off scantily clad women in various degrees of undress having a sleepover of sorts. That was about it. Nothing worthwhile sitting down to watch here actually.Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with the cast ensemble in "Kill Her Goats". Nor can I say that I was impressed with anything I saw, because the actresses on the cast list virtually had nothing to work with in terms of script, character gallery or dialogue. Perusing through the cast ensemble listed on IMDb, I must admit that I am very, very surprised to see Kane Hodder on the cast list for this movie. Three words come to mind here; Kane Hodder, why?The movie's best aspect was the cover and the whacky title.It should be said though, that the movie actually does have a fair production level to it. But that really did nothing to alleviate for the immense shortcoming of an immature and pointless script, non-distinct characters and wobbly dialogue.If you enjoy horror movies, take heed of the movie's low rating and give writer and director Steve Wolsh's 2023 horror movie "Kill Her Goats" a wide berth. It simply isn't worth the time, effort or money.My rating of of "Kill Her Goats" lands on a two out of ten stars. And believe you me when I say that I am not even going to bother returning to watch the rest of the movie; I just simply didn't care about the non-existing storyline or the flaccid character gallery.

Kill Her Goats

2023

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Kill Her Goats

2023

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Playmates and goats

Was This A Porn? I Still Can't Tell. But If The Goats Aren't Getting Laid By The Sequel...They're Not Playing Their Cards Right!

Yeah, that was a swing and a miss...

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