Machine

2007

Crime / Drama

2
IMDb Rating 2.8/10 10 541 541

Director

Michael Lazar Photo
Michael Lazar

Top cast

Neal McDonough Photo
Neal McDonough as Ford
Michael Madsen Photo
Michael Madsen as Ray
Paul Sloan Photo
Paul Sloan as Frank
Lisa Arturo Photo
Lisa Arturo as Thea
720p.BLU 1080p.BLU
849.96 MB
1280*724
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 32 min
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1.54 GB
1910*1080
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 32 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by thund3rbolt 3 / 10

Pointless

Lots of killing, bad acting and terrible camera work. I lost count how many people got whacked in this flick after the first 3. At the end of this movie you will probably think "pointless" sums up this movie in a nutshell. I really couldn't find anything redeeming to make this movie worthwhile, even the plot stunk as it was way too easy to make the so called hits. Not even a total idiot would believe how easy it would be to find police protected witnesses or mob bosses. You know the least they could have done is find some good looking women or play some good theme music to make up for losing an hour and a half of your life watching it. I guess you could use this movie as a guideline of "what not to do while making a movie.
Reviewed by gpkalisz 1 / 10

Trash

How do movies this bad even get made anymore? Looked decent, too bad it was pointless, dumb, and unexciting. What's the point of having an R rating if no one is going to bleed when they get shot? I hated this trash. Other than that, the movie made absolutely no sense and pretty much soiled the careers of any actor involved with it. I'm very unhappy with Mr. Blonde, i thought he was less of a loser, guess not though. I can't believe i even made it through the entire movie, it seemed like 3-4 hours long, it was literally torture to watch. Garbage Garbage Garbage, since this movie doesn't seem to be out yet, the producers should probably just scrap it and save their selves a lot of embarrassment. Jesus, this movie REALLY sucked!
Reviewed by dj_stv 2 / 10

Worst movie I have ever seen... seriously, it really is

Beside the fact that Michael Madsen and Neal McDonough, the only actors worth watching in this movie, appear for 4 to 6 minutes tops, the leading actor is Michael Lazar, who directed, wrote and produced the movie is by far, one of the worst actors I've unwillingly saw.The whole movie is filmed with a miniDV cam, like the ones u took with u on ur family vacations, with no lighting or any additional cinematic equipment. The lines are absolutely dull and just awful... the main idea of the movie is a debt that Vic (Michael Lazar) has to pay to Santo (Nick Vallelonga), a local mob boss, which is, we all agree, a very new and a revolutionary plot...To sum it up, if u really have to see this movie (by really I mean REALLY), don't do it alone cus u'll fall asleep before noticing.
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