Old 37

2015

Action / Drama / Horror

3
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 32% · 1 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 32% · 100 ratings
IMDb Rating 3.8/10 10 1572 1.6K

ambulance car accident

Plot summary

Two brothers intercept 911 calls in their Father's beat up old Ambulance to exact revenge on a group of careless teen drivers.

Director

Alan Smithee Photo
Alan Smithee

Top cast

Steven Hauck Photo
Steven Hauck as Phil
Bill Moseley Photo
Bill Moseley as Darryl
Kyle Rappaport Photo
Kyle Rappaport as Student
Olivia Alexander Photo
Olivia Alexander as Brooke
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735.7 MB
1280*534
English 2.0
NR
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23.976 fps
1 hr 20 min
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1.33 GB
1920*800
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 20 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by Kolobos51 5 / 10

When Hodder and Moseley are on screen, not bad.

First, I'd like to say that I'm grading this movie on a curve. It's not that great, and parts are downright amateurish (whoever was in charge of continuity should be smacked in the back of the head), but it's not all that bad and, for what it is, micro budget splatter horror, it's kind of entertaining.I was really looking forward to this movie because of horror legends Bill Moseley (Otis Driftwood, Chop-Top) and Kane Hodder (Jason Voorhees, Victor Crowley), in the lead, because it had actual merchandise so I thought it might not be totally disposable, and because the idea is actually kind of cool. Two serial killers ride around in an ambulance preying on the injured, posing as paramedics. Not bad, huh? Well, that's not really what it's about. It's about two sadistic rednecks, one a motor mouth sleaze ball (Moseley), the other a towering mute in a mask (Hodder), stalking a group of obnoxious rich kids that ran over their mother while drag racing. They vow revenge, and damn well get it in rather gory fashion.The cast isn't embarrassingly bad, but not great either. There's too much teen melodrama and the first half really drags because of it. The second half, when Moseley and Hodder become more prevalent, is better.The gore effects aren't bad, Moseley and Hodder are good playing exactly the kind of roles they usually play, Miley Cyrus's sister has a tiny part, there's too much music crammed into the movie from unknown indie bands, one girl briefly shows her butt, and continuity is terrible. Day and night seem like one big blur sometimes.That's about all I have on this one. Check it out, or don't. Your call.
Reviewed by Leofwine_draca 2 / 10

A mess

AMBULANCE 37 is another lacklustre indie horror flick, this time geared firmly in the 'torture porn' genre. The story follows a couple of psycho brothers - played by cult favourites Kane Hodder and Bill Moseley - as they travel around in an old ambulance, answering emergency calls and murdering any victims they find. There's endless, bad padding between the horror scenes, which rely on ridiculous CGI gore for effect. Hodder's stock psycho is fun, but the rest is a mess.
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