Pirates of Treasure Island

2006

Action / Adventure

3
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 18%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 18% · 250 ratings
IMDb Rating 2.3/10 10 1202 1.2K

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Plot summary

Starting as a prequel to the novel "Treasure Island", we see the infamous pirate treasure buried by Billy Bones and Long John Silver

Director

Leigh Scott Photo
Leigh Scott

Top cast

Lance Henriksen Photo
Lance Henriksen as Long John Silver
Alexandra Boylan Photo
Alexandra Boylan as Sophie
Jeff Denton Photo
Jeff Denton as Dr. Livesley
Thomas Downey Photo
Thomas Downey as Andrew Jackson
720p.BluRay 1080p.BluRay
785.28 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
NR
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23.976 fps
1 hr 25 min
Seeds 1
1.58 GB
1920*1080
English 5.1
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 25 min
Seeds 3

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by albaitis 1 / 10

Several notches below amateur. Not even "fun" bad. Just a dreadful show.

Ten lines minimum, eh. I'm not sure I can get ten lines worth of commentary on this one. The only thing that even makes sense as to how funding can be obtained for such a debacle is that it was intended to be a money losing project to bilk investors. (a la "The Producers" storyline) If that is indeed the intent (and it's probably painfully obvious to those in the know) then I have a suspicion that they may have succeeded. There oughta be a law.Of course, "Lance Henriksen", on the box sucked me in but in the future I won't be so easily duped. In the "buyer (renter) beware" category, the simple fact that the The Asylum logo was on the box should have should have served as an, "I told ya so." New rule: The Asylum = A nearly criminal waste of resources and time to create, view, and as I reflect, to even comment upon.Never again.
Reviewed by larc_rnc 1 / 10

Makes Plan 9 from Outer Space look like Oscar material!

This is probably the most amateurish commercial film I've ever seen. With the possible exception of Lance Henricksen as Long John Silver, acting isn't even passable. Costumes look more as if they were made with high school production rental in mind, although they are generally immaculately clean — even those worn by "pirates" of the lowest rank. Colonial wigs look as if they might have been included with Halloween costumes at Wal-Mart.Avoid this one at all costs. It hasn't any saving grace except for a few good camera shots. The story lacks even the basic imagination of the Robert Louis Stevenson book. If you want to see a worthwhile and fun version, get the 1950 film with the great Robert Newton.I'm still wondering who ever told these Asylum people they are movie makers.
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