Sand Sharks

2012

Action / Adventure / Comedy / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller

5
IMDb Rating 2.7/10 10 5791 5.8K

beach monster killer shark

Director

Mark Atkins Photo
Mark Atkins

Top cast

Edgar Allan Poe IV Photo
Edgar Allan Poe IV as Mayor Greenburg
Gregory Paul Smith Photo
Gregory Paul Smith as Raver
Tom Devlin Photo
Tom Devlin as Tim / Dirt Bike Rider #2
Jesse La Flair Photo
Jesse La Flair as Nikki's Boyfriend
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835.86 MB
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English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 30 min
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1.67 GB
1918*1080
English 5.1
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23.976 fps
1 hr 30 min
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836.07 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
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23.976 fps
1 hr 30 min
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1.68 GB
1920*1080
English 5.1
NR
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23.976 fps
1 hr 30 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by TheLittleSongbird 2 / 10

And the point of this movie was....?

Well I certainly don't know the answer to that, and judging by what was on display here I am not sure if the movie did either. Haphazardly edited with cheap special effects, Sand Sharks is a poorly-made film, that is further disadvantaged by a number of other things including a soundtrack that is overbearing and in danger of slowing down the film, a script that is filled with bad puns and unbearably cheesy dialogue, a ridiculous and predictable story not helped by the witless premise, characters that are stereotypical, cartoonish and annoying and acting that is generally over-played and forced. The sharks are not menacing at all and their attacks are not thrilling or suspenseful in the least, plus how they are used in this movie is what makes Sand Sharks so ridiculous in the first place. The only redeeming qualities for me were the idyllic opening shot and the likable enough performance of Brooke Hogan, who managed to be the sole redeeming quality of 2-Headed Shark Attack as well. The rest overall was pointless and too annoying and ridiculous to be entertained by. In all honesty reading the reviews here excusing Sand Sharks' badness was much more entertaining than the whole movie put together. 2/10 Bethany Cox
Reviewed by trashgang 4 / 10

I enjoyed it even as it was cheesy and bad

If you see Mark Atkins as the directors name and you see the title of a movie that looks stupid or looks like a rip-off of a popular title then you know you will get ultra trash.This here is no exception. But it's so strange to see the name Gina Holden on the credits. Face it, she has done so much excellent horrors like Saw 7, The Butterfly Effect, AVP and I can go on and on. Others here in this cheesy flick deliver performances from stupid ones to wooden ones. But also the CGI used is one to see. It's on of those SyFy quality and you know what that means. As bad as it can get. But I must admit that I somehow enjoyed it because they added some comedy towards this flick. If you take it seriously then you will hate this flick but if you watch it as a stupid flick then you maybe will enjoy if you can dig ultra low budgets. And the production didn't take themselves seriously because in this flick they even mention Roger Corman, so a big hint to what you will get.It's weird that this is even available in a cut version although it doesn't have that much red stuff in it, except some CGI one. But the uncut version does deliver one gory shot of a copper being bitten in half, intestines shown. Here and there their are a few other nasty shots. Where they also added some comedy is in the fact that a voluptuous girl is getting undressed and is ready to show her juggs is bitten by a sand shark, funny to see and a big finger to the perverted ones out there. So no nudity here. Get yourself a pint and some crisps and invite a few friends, you surely will have a few laughs. Not as bad as I thought it would be but still, cheesy as hell. And I wont go into the really bad and predictable ending....Gore 1/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 2/5 Story 2/5 Comedy 1/5
Reviewed by paul_m_haakonsen 3 / 10

Yeah, this was, uhm, interesting...

Oh dear Lord, this was horrible.Well, actually I knew that right away from the title alone, but at the same time I wanted to see it because I knew it was going to be one of those campy movies that make you shake your head in disbelief, and trust me, it did.The story itself is so amazingly ridiculous. Sharks swimming through sand. Come on. Who comes up with ideas like these?And the cast, well even though some of them were actually putting on adequate performances, the movie was just weighed down by a poor plot and bad CGI effects.There are lots of really bad shark movies available on the movie market, and "Sand Sharks" is right up there with them. It is utterly non-plausible and just down right stupid at times. "Sand Sharks" is worth a watch if you want something to laugh at while trying to recover from a bad hang over, and that is about it.What's next, Concrete Alligators?
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