Santa Claus: A Horror Story

2016

Horror

6
IMDb Rating 2.8/10 10 146 146

Director

Top cast

Mark Alexander as Mark Alexander
McCallahan Shamus as Detective Mccallahan
Zhu. Bing as The Weeping One
720p.BLU 1080p.BLU
833.62 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 30 min
Seeds 2
1.51 GB
1920*1080
English 2.0
NR
23.976 fps
1 hr 30 min
Seeds 2

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by perfectx-71415 2 / 10

Just Fast Forward To The Nudity

If your idea of fun is watching some middle aged metal head wax philosophical about god for 2 hours plus, then this is the movie for you. For everyone else this is going to be an endurance test till you eventually grab the remote and press the fast forward button for the majority of this or straight up turn this garbage off.Besides the nonstop ramblings we get some really badly done rape scenes and a little gore and a lot badly filmed terribly acted scenes.This movie should have cut atleast 50 mins off its runtime and just stuck to being a soft core porn, it would have been better off becomes it actually delivers in the nudity department. And the music was decent. Besides that avoid this garbage at all cost!
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Reviewed by Floated2 1 / 10

Typical slow paced random nonsense

After viewing a few Bill Zebub films, can say that this was the worst of the bunch. It was the least appealing, least entertaining and most boring. The whole "Santa rapist" dream aspect wasn't exactly clear enough.

Moving at his typical slow pace, the story here is quite bland as it feels like Bill Zebub includes dialogue regarding religion and political beliefs where he thinks everything is deeper than it appears. For some reason, a lot of the women are these deep thinkers and full of knowledge.

As with his other films, there is an abundance of random nude women (more so in the first half), heavy metal/rock music in the background, scenes shot in the woods and a lot of random shots of outdoor scenery including geese, birds, deers and statues. The tone is just bland and nothing is funny. As the previous reviewer has stated. It isn't bad-funny. It's just bad.

The last 40 minutes or so move incredibly slow as these random scenes are added to fill time. A lot could have been trimmed down and the movie would have essentially been the same.

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