Sky Monster

2023

Horror / Mystery / Sci-Fi

5
IMDb Rating 2.5/10 10 438 438

bermuda triangle

720p.WEB
686.03 MB
1280*532
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 14 min
Seeds 6

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Reviewed by bitbucketchip 3 / 10

Consistently bad

A father arranges a charter flight for four friends to help his daughter celebrate what must be her tenth annual 21st birthday. The charter is crewed by a pilot and horny flight attendant. The plane takes off, has a sky monster encounter, and eventually the movie ends. The bulk of the movie takes place in one room decorated to resemble an airplane cabin.The five woman board the plane in full horror movie party mode. They attempt to seduce the flight attendant, take random drugs, and dress up in bikinis because this is a horror movie and that's what people do in horror movies.The festivities take a turn for the worse when the plane is sucked into the Bermuda Triangle, enveloped in a thunderstorm, and used as a combination surfboard and buffet by a tentacled monster. It's all downhill (pun intended) when the only pilot onboard involuntarily exits the plane intact through a half-inch hole in the ceiling. The birthday girl assumes the controls and... no spoilers here.No one thing stands out as worse than another: this movie is consistently uniformly bad in every regard. That's rare because usually someone involved in even the worst productions has a modicum of talent or ability. Not so here. While no worse than anything else, perhaps most memorable aspect of the movie is the unique "nasal cam". Virtually every scene is shot from below, as if the camera operator was too wasted to stand or was a small dog with a GoPro glued to its head. Particularly disturbing were the extreme closeups that consumed fifty percent of the runtime, suggesting this was originally intended as an ENT medical school training film.As with every other aspect of this film, the less said about the acting the better. Though in fairness the pilot's laughably inappropriate suggestive eye-wags were good for a chuckle. The special effects were Asylum Films grade; nothing more needs to be said. The script may have been written by AI trained exclusively on one star horror movies.Three stars because I watched it to the end.
Reviewed by Platypuschow 3 / 10

Sky Monster: One of those "Why did I watch that?" movies

PlotA magnetic force pulls a small plane into the bermuda triangle, now a group of friends find themselves stalked by a beast.. in the clouds.CastBrought to you by people who make a lot of terrible ITN movies such as the Toothfairy and Scarecrow movies while starring a load of folks who're consistently in them such as Sarah T. Cohen and May Kelly.VerdictWhen you go into an ITN movie there are things you need to prepare for such as bad writing, bad acting, bad cgi, bad practical effects and an all round bad movie. They're like Scyfy, but without that odd charm Scyfy films seem to have in most instances.Sky Monster see's a group of girls in a private jet, drinking, partying, flirting with the flight attendant and battling a giant flying octopus that alike Scyfy movies has an inconsistent size. One minute it's small enough to ride the back of the plane, the next it's big enough to eat it.The CGI is appalling, especially when it comes to the internal shots. The acting ranges from average to embarassing.The script is everything you'd imagine it to be.You'll also struggle to take it seriously due to the whole monster being an octopus thing!The premise was okay, it was claustophobic and the movie had a finale that you won't predict.Bottom line, it's an ITN movie. If you know what that means, you know what to expect.RantsI love movies set on in flight planes, it adds another layer of fear to it. The location, the claustrophobic element and the adding a foe to such a unique environment makes it that much more interesting. But question, why are they generally always terrible. Whether it be the likes of this Flight 7500, Flight of the Living Dead or countless others. The stuff should write itself to an extent, give us a decent horror in the sky please! And no Snakes on a ruddy Plane doesn't count.BreakdownPremise is solid Love the setting I have a weak spot for May Kelly Unexpected ending Awful cgi Everything feels so incredibly poorly done.
Reviewed by meddlecore 2 / 10

Snakes On A Plane Meets Monsters...If You Took The Worst Aspects Of Both Films And Mashed Them Together.

Sometimes all you have to do is read the title of a film, and you know it's going to be bad.This is one of those films.They seemed to have sourced the majority of the cast from onlyfans.And did the effects on their laptop.Because it sucks pretty hard.If you are going to do that...all I ask is that you pay attention to the details.Because, at one point they were flying through a storm...but the sun was still shining into the cabin from the outside like everything was hunky dory.Logical consistency aside...it's about what I expected: complete trash that should have been a porn.Thankfully...it's pretty short...and based on a patently ridiculous concept: a private jet, carrying a girl and her friends on her 22nd birthday, find themselves trapped in the Bermuda Triangle, inside a plane that is being attacked by a sky kraken.So...not exactly something that is based on a stroke of brilliance.It might be based on a different kind of stroke, though (if you catch my drift).When it comes down to it, the whole thing amounts to a combination of Snakes On A Plane and Monsters...if you took the worst aspects of both those films, and mashed them together.At least it has a couple hot, scantily clad, young women, though.Because without them...there wouldn't be any reason to watch this at all.Not that there really is, anyway.2 out of 10.
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