The Three Musketeers
2023
Action / Adventure
The Three Musketeers
2023
Action / Adventure
Director
Top cast
Movie Reviews
'Oh Dear!'
Must be a tax write off scheme - no other explanation for why someone would spend their money making this
So so bad. Not even bearable playing in the background. Jarring dialogue delivered very badly. Such obviously cheap production values (looks like they filmed in the local park) Genuinely seen better local amateur dramatics. This is either someone's tax write off or they really hate the producers of the concurrent (but infinitely better) French language Musketeers film and are trying to get in its way. Please do not even bother to 'give it a go' - I watched the trailer and thought 'it can't be that bad'. It absolutely was - in fact, it was worse. The younger members of the cast really shouldn't have been exposed so badly on a national streamer - this crash and burn should have been on a local stage somewhere rather than preserved for posterity.
This film deserves better
So, I've rated this film a 10, not because it deserves it, but because it deserves a heck of a lot better than a 1.8 average.
Is this film great? No. Would I watch it again? Not unless someone else wanted to, but I wouldn't be against the idea. But geez some of these reviews are harsh. This film didn't have a great budget, but worked with what it has and produced a solidly okay addition to the mythos. If you like these kind of films it's probably worth a watch. Is it underwhelming? Sure, but it's not a bad way to kill 90 minutes, some parts are even good.
I would have been interested to see what this film would look like with a higher stunt budget, because I do believe it's biggest flaw is very underwhelming fight scenes and a few odd edits to presumably hide stuntwork.
Tldr this film is fine.







