The Visitants

1986

Comedy / Sci-Fi

4
IMDb Rating 3.8/10 10 322 322

Director

Rick Sloane Photo
Rick Sloane

Top cast

Dyanne DiRosario Photo
Dyanne DiRosario as Midnight Usherette
David Teague Photo
David Teague as Creature
Jordana Capra Photo
Jordana Capra as Exeter
Eric Williams Photo
Eric Williams as Radiation Boy
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850.79 MB
1280*690
English 2.0
NR
us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 32 min
Seeds ...
1.54 GB
1920*1036
English 2.0
NR
us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 32 min
Seeds 100+

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by MST3KZEP 1 / 10

And to think I thought this was a movie...

WOW. I saw Visitants for the first time when I found it in the dark recesses of a video store clearance sale. It surely had never been rented, since it was a film by Rick Sloane, the maker of HOBGOBLINS! Any self-respecting MSTie (fan of Mystery Science Theatre 3000)will know what I mean.This movie seems to be Sloane's "other" opus. It has some of the same actors as Hobgoblins but the same quality, or even worse, if that is imaginable. The "plot is about a "boy" (who looks 37, fighting away his neighbors, who are "gasp" aliens! He fails some science classes in "High School" and thats about it. The sets are goofy, the makeup wacky and the acting funny in it's delivery. This is totally the greatest "bad movie" ever, and it is almost too much to bear all at once. Beware... for The Visitaants!
Reviewed by Leofwine_draca 3 / 10

Extremely cheap and boring

Reviewed by sinister_prog 1 / 10

So this is what euthanasia feels like

Rick Sloane may well be remembered for MST3Ks bashing of Hobgoblins, but this movie, The Visitants is... worse. In Hobgoblins, at least things happen. In The Visitants, all that happens is your brain antrophies. I should elaborate - nothing happens. Almost the entire plot revolves some characterless high school guy nicking a gun (from the dollar-bin at wall-mart) from his next door neighbours who are aliens, and them wanting it back. The only time someone fires is, someone off-camera holds a red filter in front of the light-bulb. Acting? Hah! The school science teacher is played by the same old guy who played the security guard in hobgoblins out-acts the rest of the cast put together. The only other thing I can say about this movie is during once scene in the locker rooms, passers-by in the background try to gatecrash the set and a fight breaks out with the security guard. God... I need to go out an get air. This movie stinks....
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