We Are Boats

2018

Action / Fantasy

8
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 50% · 6 reviews
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 54%
IMDb Rating 5.7/10 10 857 857

Director

James Bird Photo
James Bird

Top cast

Booboo Stewart Photo
Booboo Stewart as Taylor
Gaia Weiss Photo
Gaia Weiss as Rachel
Graham Greene Photo
Graham Greene as Cliff
Amanda Plummer Photo
Amanda Plummer as Jimmie
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905.61 MB
1280*534
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles
23.976 fps
1 hr 48 min
Seeds 2
1.72 GB
1920*800
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles
23.976 fps
1 hr 48 min
Seeds ...

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by VoyagerMN1986

Actual reviews pan this terrible film, yet the "critical reviews" section is all unkown reviwers who give everything a ten for clicks

Seriously, read the LA times review. I agree, it is a muddled mess. It is Lifetime ,movie level attempt at metaphysics, and frankly, lead by actors/actresses who can't act. As Variety mentions the press notes for this film don't lead with the setting, plot notes, etc, but led with the following: *"first completely vegan set." * The cast is 50% female and 41% people of color, with a 45% women crew.Oh wow, virtual signaling is bad enough but that is really really pitiful. No wonder all the major outlets did not pick this up and it ended up free on Vimeo. It is idi otic. simple minded, has laughable cringe worth script and delivery, and beyond tedious.
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Reviewed by Alice_Robersen 1 / 10

Editing for molasses

OK, so there is no editor attribution here. Why? Probably because the writer-director did it himself, or the editor didn't agree with the director's choices. The cuts were way too long, offering not enough story to have them that long. Main actress was solid as so was most every other cast except the bartender. The writing seemed a fit for Lifetime TV. I cannot see how it why this film has such a high rating. It isn't often I find poor titles on HBO, but yes, here it is.

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