Amityville Frankenstein

2023

Comedy / Family / Horror

3
IMDb Rating 4.0/10 10 927 927

Plot summary

Somewhere in Amityville, two burglars search an abandoned warehouse for a rare vintage pocket watch and awaken something in the process.

Director

Nick Box Photo
Nick Box

Top cast

Shawn C. Phillips Photo
Shawn C. Phillips as Reality Check
Julian Seager Photo
Julian Seager as Ted
Boyd Rogers Photo
Boyd Rogers as Steve
Scarlet Brooke Photo
Scarlet Brooke as Merr
720p.WEB
575.88 MB
1280*728
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 2 min
Seeds 2

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by continuumx 1 / 10

lul wut?

This is a weird one. It has multiple layers of meta that make it confusing to watch. There's a movie within a movie that is supposedly based on some game I have never heard of about bungling thieves. A guy gets electrocuted for what seems like about an hour. There's a Frankenstein. It's so chopped up and fragmented that I wouldn't have been able to figure out what it's supposed to be about without the description. Then there's a horror show that is showing the movie. Then there's Shawn C Phillips playing a character also named Shawn C watching the horror show while commenting on it and crapping his pants. This goes on for a while. Then the horror show ends and they show a movie called I Sip Tea While Tea While Watching You Die Slowly (or something like that) where a guy sips tea while watching another guy die slowly. This part is pure filler to get it to feature length.I have no idea why this movie is made the way it is except that it was probably really cheap. The movie in a movie is probably one of the director's other movies. I am guessing that Phillips is just filming in his house. He has an impressive movie collection anyway. It's the only impressive thing in the movie.I have seen the whole thing and I don't know why it has Amityville in the title.
Reviewed by BandSAboutMovies 2 / 10

For God's sake, watch something else

This is based on the game Fiendish Thieves, which is described as Home Alone meets Frankenstein. They say it's "filled with lots of laughs and slapstick humor. You choose the actions of the bungling burglars who search an abandoned warehouse for a rare vintage pocket watch, and the obsessed film fan munching on snacks watching the events unfold.From what I can see from this video that was posted on Steam, the game is pretty much the same as the movie.It's directed and written by Nick Box, who also has Amityville Tea Bag, Amityville Elevator and Amityville Job Interview coming out next year. I don't know how much longer I can keep up this pact with a demon to watch every Amityville movie, because this one is as painful as they get. It may also be the tenth Amityville movie where Shawn C. Phillips sits on a couch in front of his DVD collection and just yells about nothing while watching a Frankenstein movie that mainly consists of the monster getting shocked for what seems like five minutes non-stop to the point that I thought that my internet was screwed up.
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