Noah's Shark

2021

Action / Adventure / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller

6
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 46%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 46%
IMDb Rating 1.7/10 10 485 485

Plot summary

A fame-seeking televangelist and his film crew team set out to find the fabled Noah’s Ark, but discover it is guarded by both an ancient curse and a prehistoric great white shark.

Director

Mark Polonia Photo
Mark Polonia

Top cast

Titus Himmelberger Photo
Titus Himmelberger as Adam Blake
Jeff Kirkendall Photo
Jeff Kirkendall as Father Benna
Mark Polonia Photo
Mark Polonia as Alan
Samantha Coolidge Photo
Samantha Coolidge as Amy
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660.56 MB
1280*714
English 2.0
NR
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23.976 fps
1 hr 11 min
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1.2 GB
1920*1072
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 11 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by itsmiami-402-990549

GAM Bait

It has an Ark. It has a shark. And cgi to compete with Vultures of Horror.Can't wait for Noah, Heath, and Eli to do their thing to this movie.Seems like a great contender for God Awful Movies.
Reviewed by Mike_Noga 1 / 10

Don't do it! Don't watch this " movie".

I like bad movies. Lotsa people do. But don't waste your time with this one. It doesn't even qualify as a movie. It's some kind of non-movie. There is nothing entertaining about this. Nothing. It's like a black hole from which no entertainment can escape. If I didn't have to use 600 characters to get this review posted i would have stopped by now simply because there's nothing to say about this .filmic fiasco.The title and poster are cool, sure. But that's it. Just look at the poster and walk away, maybe making up your own movie in your own head. Trust me this is not worth your time. You'd get more out of an educational film about industrial sewage processing than this. Cinematic SNAFU. Ok it looks like my 600 character obligation has been met. Don't say I didn't warn you/
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