Teddiscare

2024

Comedy / Horror / Mystery

4
IMDb Rating 2.0/10 10 187 187

Plot summary

A killer mutated teddy bear film from Mark Polonia.

Director

Mark Polonia Photo
Mark Polonia

Top cast

Titus Himmelberger Photo
Titus Himmelberger as Worker
Jeff Kirkendall Photo
Jeff Kirkendall as Mr. Mallory
Mark Polonia Photo
Mark Polonia as New Lawyer
Paul Bradford Photo
Paul Bradford as Lumberjack Eyewitness 2
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758.45 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
NR
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23.976 fps
1 hr 22 min
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1.37 GB
1920*1080
English 2.0
NR
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23.976 fps
1 hr 22 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by michael_southgate 3 / 10

Shame it wasn't a Winnie the Pooh horror flick

After Duncan's father dies and makes him swear on his death bed not to go in the woods.. Duncan goes in the woods. But he finds some old playtime friends, yay! And a sorta conspiracy?The creepiest part of this was definately the grown man baby-talking with stuffed animals out in the woods, roasting them marshmallows and reading them books. Shame this wasn't Winnie the Pooh like it was intended to beVery, very slow with a lot of scenes that extend way too long. Pretty atrocious acting, lol Really would only appeal to a very particular person, and I guess that's me? Dumb, but kinda cute (although, I'll say this a far cry from Feeders).
Reviewed by Platypuschow 3 / 10

Teddiscare: Not what you'd expect, and I don't mean that in a good way or come to mention it a bad

PlotAfter his father's death, a young man spirals into insanity and childhood nightmares that bring his fears to life. The mind can be deadly, but toys can be killer.CastA lot of people who should be embarrassed being part of this including Jeff Kirkendall who is just consistently horrendous in everything he's in.VerdictLet's be clear Polonia Brothers Entertainment is one of the worst purveyors of decent movies out there, these are the guys and girls who brought us such gems as Amityville in Space, Sharkula and Bigfoot vs Zombies. Movies which should at least have novelty value but are so cheap, so poorly made that entertainment is the last thing you'll receieve.The cover art for Teddiscare suggests a killer bear right? Wrong! It's erm, something else altogether and I most certainly don't mean that in a good way.Telling the story of a man who becomes a childish simpleton when around plushies, he's inherited land, and er people are being killed off and yeah there's a plot there but it's thinner than my non-existent hairline.You see Teddiscare is a weird creature on a lot of levels, too stupid to be a horror, too odd to be a comedy, it just doesn't fall in to any logical category. It's like a bunch of friends got a camera, had no money but decided to make a movie regardless and wallah you have Teddiscare.For some reason I found our man-child oddly wholesome, and that's only reason I gave it as high as 3 stars.This is a movie for people who like "Trash" cinema, movies that are intentionally bad, no budget nonsense made for laughs not logic.RantsI have plushies! Yeah I do, final fantasy ones, horror ones, and I think I have a few goofy misc ones like the ugly dolls or whatever they're called. I've always found something very wholesome and endearing about that, if you're an adult and still have plushies don't let anyone tell you it's wrong! Weird? Yes, but wrong no. All the best people are weird hadn't you heard?The GoodWeirdly likable leadThe Bad.When the lead isn't likable he's very annoying The movie is unforgivably dumb.Jeff Kirkendall Sneaky deceptive cover art.
Reviewed by darrenquick 1 / 10

WOW! and not the good wow

This movies is up there with the worst I have seen. It comes a close second too terror at bigfoot pond, another shocker. To call anyone a STAR in this movie is a huge stretch because the "acting" was atrocious. At one stage the "actor" being chased by the guy in the bear suit had to slow down so he could catch up. The plot itself isn't too bad but the movie lacks direction, acting ability and dare I say a budget. The movie wasted a lot of time going over the same ground it had already covered which was very annoying. This movie, even shortened to 30 minutes (which would have made more sense) would still be Too long. Give it a BIG miss guys. There are much much better movies out there.
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