Bikini Shark

2025

Horror

IMDb Rating 2.9/10 10 56 56

Director

Top cast

Jessie Vinning as Jenna
Tyler Winchcombe as Truman Sullivan
Jules Prudhon as Stephen
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663.09 MB
1280*534
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles dk  fi  no  sv  
25 fps
1 hr 11 min
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1.2 GB
1920*802
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles dk  fi  no  sv  
25 fps
1 hr 11 min
Seeds ...

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by 2 / 10

Better than a Mark Polonia shark movie, but only just.

I just made a list of 230 odd shark films that, for some reason, I've slowly been completing and I'm really starting to question that decision. What with all the terrible Mark Polonia shark movies, we then get stuff like 'Bikini Shark' and all I can say is that most of the film posters are awesome, but apart from a handful of titles, they hide awful films.I'll give 'Bikini Shark' one thing, the 'land' sharks, yes they wriggle along the ground as well as swim in water, look quite good for an ultra low budget movie but that's it.This is a British film but it has some European actors as well, so you get a bunch of 'Essex girls' and others speaking English with thick accents and they obviously aren't that comfortable with it. The acting from everyone is very poor and the line delivery very stilted, almost like they didn't have a full script and were just told to ad-lib. It also doesn't help that the story is an exercise in padding with lots and lots of talking about other stuff, driving and cleaning a house and when kills do happen they are quick and boring. The actual plot is laughable.The funniest thing though are the driving sequences. They are all green screen but when the cars stop they only pause the video in the background so it's all blurred and when the car starts again they just unpause the video.Yes, it's a step up in competence from the Polonia films but, that's not saying much and still only worthy of 1 star.If I ever manage to get through all these shark films I think I'm going to end up in a strait jacket and padded cell!
Reviewed by 1 / 10

It's What You Think

The Plot: A beach fashion launch goes horribly wrong when high-tech swimsuits attract genetically modified sharks. Survivors battle the deadly creatures while racing to expose the sinister corporate plot behind it all.OMG I cannot emphasize enough how bad this movie is. The acting is horrible. Downright horrible. Forget about directing. It doesn't exist. The story line is ridiculous. And the sharks float around out of the water! What's that about, besides really bad CGI?Wow this was so bad.
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