Bikini Shark

2025

Action / Horror

2
IMDb Rating 2.5/10 10 104 104

Plot summary

Mutant sharks are unleashed on unsuspecting victims wearing toxic Bikini-Net swimsuits. What starts as a glamorous beach promotion turns into a blood-soaked nightmare, as engineered predators hunt down anyone caught in the scheme. Now, a small group must fight for survival against the ocean’s deadliest creations—while uncovering the twisted plans of a deranged CEO.

Director

E J Marshall Photo
E J Marshall

Top cast

Tyler Winchcombe Photo
Tyler Winchcombe as Truman Sullivan
Jessie Vinning Photo
Jessie Vinning as Jenna
Christian Ndonda Photo
Christian Ndonda as Danny
Alesia Lifantii Photo
Alesia Lifantii as Tracey
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663.09 MB
1280*534
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles dk   fi   no   sv  
25 fps
1 hr 11 min
Seeds 18
1.2 GB
1920*802
English 2.0
NR
Subtitles dk   fi   no   sv  
25 fps
1 hr 11 min
Seeds 24

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by paul_m_haakonsen 2 / 10

Exactly as bad as you would think...

Right, well in all honesty, I have to admit that I harbored absolutely zero expectations to this movie, given its ridiculous title. But since it was a movie that I had neither heard about nor watched, and I had the chance to watch it, of course I opted to give it a fair chance.Writers Harry Boxley and Justin Carter put together a pretty forgettable and bland script. The movie served best as mere background noise.The acting performances were generally wooden and rigid, whereas others were downright painful to witness. The one good thing about the cast ensemble was that I was not familiar with a single actress or actor on the cast list.It was painful to watch the terrible green screen used while filming inside the interior of the driving car. It should be noted, however, that the shark CGI was actually fair, but a shark swimming out of water and on dry land? Well...The movie's cover was actually the best thing about the entire ordeal. And it absolutely oversells the movie by a massive landslide. Well, the cover was the best part, and closely followed by the fact that this was not a Mark Polonia shark movie.My rating of director E J Marshall's 2025 movie "Bikini Shark" lands on a very, very generous two out of ten stars.
Reviewed by 2 / 10

Better than a Mark Polonia shark movie, but only just.

I just made a list of 230 odd shark films that, for some reason, I've slowly been completing and I'm really starting to question that decision. What with all the terrible Mark Polonia shark movies, we then get stuff like 'Bikini Shark' and all I can say is that most of the film posters are awesome, but apart from a handful of titles, they hide awful films.I'll give 'Bikini Shark' one thing, the 'land' sharks, yes they wriggle along the ground as well as swim in water, look quite good for an ultra low budget movie but that's it.This is a British film but it has some European actors as well, so you get a bunch of 'Essex girls' and others speaking English with thick accents and they obviously aren't that comfortable with it. The acting from everyone is very poor and the line delivery very stilted, almost like they didn't have a full script and were just told to ad-lib. It also doesn't help that the story is an exercise in padding with lots and lots of talking about other stuff, driving and cleaning a house and when kills do happen they are quick and boring. The actual plot is laughable.The funniest thing though are the driving sequences. They are all green screen but when the cars stop they only pause the video in the background so it's all blurred and when the car starts again they just unpause the video.Yes, it's a step up in competence from the Polonia films but, that's not saying much and still only worthy of 1 star.If I ever manage to get through all these shark films I think I'm going to end up in a strait jacket and padded cell!
Reviewed by 1 / 10

It's What You Think

The Plot: A beach fashion launch goes horribly wrong when high-tech swimsuits attract genetically modified sharks. Survivors battle the deadly creatures while racing to expose the sinister corporate plot behind it all.OMG I cannot emphasize enough how bad this movie is. The acting is horrible. Downright horrible. Forget about directing. It doesn't exist. The story line is ridiculous. And the sharks float around out of the water! What's that about, besides really bad CGI?Wow this was so bad.
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